1. The stars in the firmament.
2. The grains of salt in the sea.
3. The ants between Timbuktu and Tajikistan.
4. The proper names of all the nanoseconds in the history of the universe.
5. The possible names of God.
6. The Valid arguments that can be constructed from self-contradictory premises.
7. People who would have been better presidents than George W Bush.
8. Spermatozoa that have failed in their raison d'etre .
9. False beliefs about the nature of love.